SOME twat in Tesco wants to tell you what you are doing wrong with your baby.
Eleanor Shaw has been listening to your infant cry for eight seconds and can therefore see straight into its soul and hear its deepest desires.
Shaw said: “It sounds like they’re hungry. When’s the last time you fed them? Babies eat more than you think, you know.”
She added: “Is it your first? I bet it is. I remember my first, even I made mistakes occasionally.”
Shaw then tilted her head slightly and gave that tight-lipped, patronising little smile that most people reserve for slightly racist elderly relatives.