SUNDERLAND will become a gleaming, futuristic utopia because Britain is leaving the EU.
As a reward for voting ‘leave’ the city will also be the first in the country to get hover-boards.
Brexit supporters said the hover-boards would be easy to pay for ‘because’.
Sunderland resident, Martin Bishop, said: “Now that we’re liberated from the Nazis and have a genuine working class hero like Boris Johnson, this place will be like The Jetsons in no time.”
Elsewhere in the North East, Middlesbrough will receive two new hospitals a week paid for by the £4.2 billion a year that Britain will definitely save and was not a massive lie.
Meanwhile, EU-supporting Newcastle will be bulldozed as a warning to all traitors.