AN OVERJOYED Leave voter is celebrating the win and can catch up on all that financial stuff later, he has confirmed.
Norman Steele, from King’s Lynn, has told everyone that listening to the bean-counters can wait when ordinary Britons have finally taken their country back.
He continued: “The pound’s up, the yen’s down, whatever. We have scored an extraordinary triumph for the people of this country, so pardon me if I let the numbers boys stew for a bit.
“If they’re feeling anything like as optimistic as I am, then the sky’s the limit. There’s no index that could track the swelling of my national pride.
“There’s definitely going to be more jobs, more housing and more money for the NHS, I know that because that’s what I voted for and I bloody well won.
“I’ll catch it at the end of the news tonight when I’m toasting England’s greatest victory since World War Two.
“Cheers everyone! Let the good times roll!”