DAVID Cameron has confirmed that he well and truly fucked that up.
Addressing the nation from the steps of Number 10, the prime minister said: “Christ almighty, what the hell was I playing at?
“Giving provincial England – and the sodding Welsh – the chance to actively vote against foreigners? Mad. Just mad.”
Pausing for reflection, he then added: “Actually, you know what? Go fuck yourselves you bunch of ghastly, ill-educated, working class tits.
“What have you ever done? I was prime minister for six years, meanwhile you were all doing your best to qualify for the Jeremy Kyle Show.
“And let’s just see how Sunderland gets on when Nissan moves its Qashqai factory to Bulgaria. That will cheer me right up.”
Mr Cameron then stood silently in front of the media while giving the finger with both hands.