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The six high-profile sexual dalliances I will enjoy as England manager, by Thomas Tuchel

YOU have appointed an unmarried foreigner to manage England and, in accordance with tradition in this role, I shall put it about. Here’s the six I favour: 

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This week in Mash History: Jane Austen invents the genre of rich people shagging, 1813

FROM Bridgerton to Gossip Girl to Prince Harry’s autobiography, nothing gets the popular imagination going better than high net-worth coitus. 

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