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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… is Bono's one-man show one person too many?

WAKING up with a hangover so intense the beating of my temples is loud enough to make people start dancing on the lawns beneath my chambers, I reflect on a somewhat disconcerting week. 

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Meet racist tweet martyr Lucy Connolly. Meet your next prime minister

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