RISHI Sunak has asserted that despite ‘woke’ claims, there are just two genders – Southern men and Southern women.
At the Tory conference, the prime minister said that although there had been talk of transgender and trans-Pennine people, neither in reality existed and therefore should not be catered for in any way.
To huge cheers, Sunak said: “A Southern man is a Southern man and a Southern woman is a Southern woman. We will not be bullied into accepting these ridiculous ideas of gender and regional identity.
“I cancelled the last leg of HS2 because no one should be forced into transitioning from South to North. Birmingham is as far as anyone need go, and people should receive counselling to make sure they want to go through with it.
“I know of young people who have changed gender, as well as those who have moved from London to Leeds, both of whom have come to regret their decisions forced on them by woke bullies.”
Sunak pledged to save billions by cancelling HS2 and gender reassignment surgery, with some of the money being spent on a tram or something in Leek and the rest on penis enlargement surgery for men traumatised by trans terrorism.
Sunak said: “That’s good news for Southern men – and great news for Southern women. Not that I’ll be needing it. Akshata says I’m too geeky to have sex with.”
