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Transfer deadline day also a bank holiday, men tell bosses

MEN in offices have explained to their superiors that today is also a bank holiday if you are sufficiently into football. 

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Words for knickers, ranked from unsexy to knob-shrivelling

THERE is no arousing word for a lady’s underthings and most kill the mood stone dead. We rank them from bad to worst: 

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