Friday, 22nd January 2021

Corbyn supporter sure he can still win the next election

A SUPPORTER of Jeremy Corbyn firmly believes he can bounce back from losing the 2019 election, resigning as leader and being suspended from the party yesterday. 

Student Tom Logan feels Corbyn’s suspension is a temporary setback in his political hero’s quest to bring genuinely socialist policies to a grateful British public.

Momentum member Logan said: “All Jezza has to do is contest the suspension, win, get nominated for the next leadership contest, win, fight the 2024 election, win, and everything’s sorted.

“When you’ve got as much integrity as Jeremy that should be piss-easy. His policies are brilliant. The only reason people didn’t vote for them was because they didn’t understand them.

“There’s the slight problem that most of the Labour party is sick of him, he’s not very competent and he attracts hard-left wankers who like ranting about Zionism. But that’s just detail.

“The only reason Jeremy isn’t prime minister right now is the right-wing press. And Labour centrists. Starmer should f**k off and join the Tories if he loves them so much.”

When asked about Corbyn’s position on Brexit, Logan went quiet for a long period before adding: “I’m sure he likes the EU really.”