THE prime minister is marching around outside the European Parliament with hand-painted signs.
The election of ultra-federalist Jean-Claude Juncker as European Commission president prompted Cameron’s last-ditch protest against what he calls “the Marxist junta of the EUSSR.”
Signs carried by the Prime Minister include ‘Juncker Is A Drunker’, ‘No Mandate For Integration’ and ‘REMEMBER NAPOLEON’.
Cameron yelled through a megaphone at passers-by: “WE WANT OUR SOVEREIGNTY BACK! THIS PARLIAMENT IS ILLEGAL UNDER THE TREASON ACT OF 1708 SIGNED BY QUEEN ANNE!”
Jean-Claude Juncker said: “Peaceful protest is a key democratic right, and nobody is stopping Mr Cameron saying whatever he likes to the people of Europe, nor indeed assuming they all understand English.
“Besides, having him out there is infinitely preferable to having him in here.”