LABOUR is to deploy the famous Vengabus to capture the crucial youth vote in marginal constituencies.
The brightly-coloured Vengabus, blaring dance music and handing out cocktails, has promised thousands of drunken revelers that there will be an economic boom boom boom boom if they vote Labour into their room.
Wayne Hayes of Burnley said: “I staggered out of the nightclub and there they were, the Vengaboys returned to lead us to Ibiza just like the legends foretold.
“They told me that the Labour party is the party that likes to party, an intercity disco from Newcastle to Padstow.
“They’ve only got a bus now, but if we all vote Labour then Venga Airways will fly me far away from this big town and the rain to a party in the Mediterranean sea.”
But a Tory spokesman said: “Take a closer look at those Vengaboys.
“Behind the dry ice and the lasers that’s Diane Abbott and Hilary Benn painted orange and pretending to be Dutch.
“Voters should stick with the Conservatives, because under us Britain has no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there’s no limit.”