INTIMATE texts between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have revealed that the Prime Minister canters around Number 10 on Nick Clegg’s back.
In the leaked messages the PM described his deputy as slow, predictable, easy to control and not much fun.
According to a second text, Horsey NC now answers to Blossom.
“He gets a sugar lump when hes good, which isnt often.
A Downing Street spokeswoman tried to downplay the scandal, saying: Tony Blair made Gordon Brown give him piggy-back-rides.
“And John Major would carry Virginia Bottomley over his shoulder, shouting Im a fireman, Im a fireman!
David Cameron admitted he was not up to speed with text jargon, believing LOL meant ‘Lots of Love’.
He also insists he meant My iPhone-loving friend whenever he referred to Mrs Brooks as a MILF.