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You know what, maybe I'll concentrate on representing the people of Clacton

By Nigel Farage, Reform UK leader and member for Clacton

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Man's attempt to get dumped reveals how low bar could have been all along

A MAN trying to get his girlfriend to dump him has only now realised how bad his behaviour could have been throughout the relationship. 

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