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Stick to these New Year resolutions, Rishi, and you'll win the greatest victory since the sinking of the Belgrano

By Abigail Pennson, our reasonable, plain-speaking middle-class columnist who believes hanging’s too good for junior doctors.

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How to dispose of a body without getting caught, by Claudia Winkleman

THE Traitors host Claudia Winkleman brings the show back this week – but when it comes to secrets of her own, she’s literally getting away with murder. She explains: 

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