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The Archbishop of Canterbury on... that bullying bellend Raab hitting the bricks

WAKING on a children’s roundabout liberally bedecked in blood, I rotate calmly while recalling the events that led me to my present pass. 

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'Sir Softy? Oh Rishi. You are so shit at this,' my wife says

From the diary of Rishi Sunak, Britain’s most name-calling prime minister

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