SPAIN have their fingers crossed for England to triumph over Argentina tonight so Sunday is a nice easy final. 

Following victory over expected finalists France after their players suffered an attack of soul-deep ennui, Spain’s players would prefer an uncomplicated 3-0 in the final over a difficult match against Argentina.

Captain Rodri said: “As players, as a squad we have such love for the English. The way they try and try and then fail is special to us.

“Argentina have Messi, they have a formidable reputation, they have the capacity to raise their game. England? They fight like bulldogs, and when was the last time a bulldog won a prize?

“Can we put goals past Jordan Pickford? Of course. Many of us already have. It would be a fun final, a comfortable one where we can put on a bit of spectacle for the viewers at home.

“And England do not lose completely, since they still have Coldplay in the halftime show.”

England fan Ryan Whittaker said: “No, they’re right, I’m happy with that.”