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England would definitely have beaten Spain at least 12-0, confirm fans

ENGLAND fans are confident they would have slotted a dozen goals past Spain if they had not already lost to a better team.

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Why are middle-aged men okay with pubes? An investigation

MIDDLE-AGED men are fine with ladies’ pubic hair, whereas young fellas act as if they’ve discovered Japanese knotweed. What is the cause of this puzzling situation?

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