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Pep Guardiola assigns positions to everyone in Manchester

NEW Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola has announced the positions that all 514,000 of the city’s residents must stay in throughout his reign. 

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Man lying about not being arsed with Facebook

A MAN who says he has a Facebook account but doesn’t really use it is lying out of his arse.

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