A MAN accidentally said 'she'd get it' while watching a television advert with his mother, it has been confirmed.
A 34-YEAR-OLD man is outraged that his mother has not bought him an advent calendar for the first year ever.
THE rise of Honey G has proved yet again that X Factor is a great show with lots of fresh and innovative ideas, viewers have agreed.
THE shock Richmond byelection result might be related to calling half of UK voters losers who should shut their traitor mouths forever, Conservative sources believe.
PEOPLE who sit in a ticketed seat on a busy train are rebellious heroes like Han Solo, it has been confirmed.
A HIPSTER politician has claimed that Article 49 of the Lisbon Treaty is actually a lot better than Article 50.
THERESA May has thanked Kate Bush for her kind words but regrets she cannot return them because Bush’s music is ‘hippy crap’.
A WOMAN who asked for a smoothie-maker for Christmas has found the perfect place for it to be stored and forgotten about.
BRITISH Christmas trees have said they cannot face being in living rooms after such a hellish year.