THE legal obligation to display a valid tax disc has been shifted from cars to people.
MANCHESTER United fans are communicating anything that pops into their heads via plane banners.
IAIN Duncan Smith is tipped to win a bet on who can come up with the most idiotic idea at the Tory conference.
HUMANITY is conflicted over whether it is worth decimating the planet to maintain the supply of desirable consumer goods.
DAVID Cameron has reached out to Britain’s everyday bastard-in-the-street.
MODEL Kelly Brook has left the mortal plane to travel the higher realms looking for love.
ANYTHING described as ‘totally legal’ is always the wrong thing to do, it has emerged.
PARENTS unable to afford school fees have been reduced to leaving public school prospectuses in highly visible areas of their homes.
OFFICIALS will enforce 'pinch, punch, first of the month' tomorrow, it has been confirmed.