UNHEALTHY office staff have been advised to get out of their chairs and run from their workplace, never to return.
LLOYDS Bank has disposed of 3,000 local bank workers who started the financial crisis from their roles behind counters.
BRITONS are worried that Labour leadership candidate Owen Smith might try to sell them life insurance or solar panels, they have revealed.
THE FA will substitute lower-league teams who reach the FA Cup final for popular clubs like Manchester United.
I LOVE reality TV, especially the gritty fly-on-the-wall documentary series about a young female pig called Peppa.
A WOMAN describing the Netflix series Stranger Things has admitted that it does sound shite.
A RECENTLY-DUMPED man is not sure why being ‘too nice’ was such a problem.
THE gap between those who buy expensive packs of pre-sliced fruit and normal people is wider than previously thought, experts have found.
UKIP is to accelerate its leadership election to fill the bellend void left by Nigel Farage.