GLASGOW'S Commonwealth Games officials have confirmed that Usain Bolt is a dead man walking.
A WEDGE of Stilton has returned fully intact from its fifth picnic of the summer.
PIONEERING rugby league players may break with 119 years of tradition to avoid tackles instead of running straight into them.
THE £640m asking price of London's Gherkin building is far more than Gherkins are fetching outside the capital.
IT’S here and it's fine, except that it might render entire counties uninhabitable.
SOUTHAMPTON are to bid for the Premier League using the concept of homeopathy.
STATISTICALLY illiterate Britons are being shocked and surprised by percentages that only relate to a tiny number of actual things.
THE screen role of Wonder Woman has gone to 300 star Gerard Butler.
HIGHWAYS operative Tom Logan is angry that he always has to use the shovel while his team stands around watching him.