A BREXIT brainstorming session has come up with the idea of boosting the UK’s economy by remaining in the EU.
APPLE CEO Tim Cook has announced that next week’s iPhone 7 launch will not take place because the world does not deserve it.
A FAMILY that went on holiday in Britain spent the whole time in an arcade, they have confirmed.
A MAN has bought some sandalwood-scented joss sticks, according to concerned onlookers.
PEOPLE whose names begin with an A get pocket-called upwards of fifty times a day, it has emerged.
A MAN has struggled to keep admiration out of his voice after a friend shared details of her partner’s serial adultery.
THE EU has ruled that Apple is not a kindly old crofter living in an isolated cottage in County Mayo, as it had claimed for tax purposes.
A 75-YEAR-OLD father and his middle-aged son took one of the parent and child spaces in a Tesco car park, it has emerged.
BEASTLY common people in Magaluf are simply horrid, it has been claimed.