A MIDLANDS woman has outraged friends and neighbours by having a barbecue without any man being in attendance.
MANCHESTER United have finally found a manager as entitled, self-important and prone to temper tantrums as the club itself.
A CONSPIRACY theorist, UFO nut and street-ranter has surprised everyone by being a fervent supporter of the In campaign.
A CAT has announced plans to continue sitting in the front window of a house, watching over everything like Stalin in communist Russia.
NORTH Yorkshire is to be set on fire so the rest of the UK can have a hot bath.
EVERY member of the dedicated team launching a new Pizza Express is looking for alternative work, it has emerged.
THE prime minister has admitted he is not looking forward to his next performance review after missing his migrant target by a quarter of a million.
A MAN is concerned that his girlfriend’s best friend has stopped liking his status updates on Facebook.
THE entire Windows operating system has been a vindictive practical joke since its inception, Bill Gates has admitted.