THERE is no such thing as all-day drinking, it has emerged.
A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.
CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.
THE hard kid from the park who always gets first pick of players has been tipped to replace Sam Allardyce.
NIRVANA'S Nevermind album did not come out 25 years ago, everyone has agreed.
Ask Holly: It's nearly October and I haven't seen any Christmas adverts, what the hell is wrong with people?
I DON'T need any toys, they are soooo 20th century.
DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.
THE train is your house on rails where you can do whatever you like, according to many passengers.
A NEW edition of Monopoly has every property, from Old Kent Road to Mayfair, coloured dark blue and priced at the maximum rate.