Flash Gordon to investigate unusual weather
AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.
Key similarity between Christ and Superman is that they're both made-up, say experts
THE stories of Christ and Superman share many elements that are completely fictional, experts have revealed.
God is dead, say Girl Guides
GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.
Joe Kinnear wants Newcastle to play in comet formation
NEWCASTLE United's Director of Football plans to reshape the team formation to all chasing after the ball at once.
Home workers being sexually harassed by themselves
PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.
Redundancy for soldiers who didn't kill anyone
SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.
Whiplash test to involve removal of telly and crisps
ANYONE claiming to have whiplash will be denied telly and crisps for a week, as a test of their integrity.
New words like 'madchunkle' suggest kids mocking OED researchers
THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have included a series of ill-advised words after speaking to cruel teenagers.
Dads struggling with return to normal life
DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.
