THE mutant guitarist from Mad Max: Fury Road has become the latest musician to reject an offer to perform at Donald Trump’s inauguration.
A GROUP of over 80 men is jostling to help push a broken-down car.
A WOMAN who acts like a sophisticated occasional drinker only does it because alcohol turns her into a raging psychopath, it has emerged.
A MAN believes he is intellectually superior because he slavishly follows the implausible storylines of Sherlock, he has revealed.
THERESA May has told GP surgeries to teach a range of evening classes to avoid closure.
FICTION-BASED books, films and television programmes have been banned to avoid confusing idiots.
A WOMAN who managed to act normal during a 20-minute interview for a room in a shared house cannot wait to reveal how insane she is.
A WOMAN who would not shut up about going vegan for a month has gorged herself on cheddar like an animal.
A BUS driver has been wrongly thanked at the end of a bus journey, it has emerged.