A PASSENGER on a busy train is acting like her bags are not on the seat next to her.
A MAN who opened divorce proceedings against his wife yesterday is looking around his bare flat wondering why he feels no different.
AS prime minister and leader of your country, I have just done something which will have consequences completely unknown to me.
THE prime minister has taken a moment to remember the last time she gave a direct answer to a question, back in 1996.
THE new pound coin has forced Tesco to unlock its trolleys, most of which are expected to end up in Britain's waterways in the next few days.
A MAN is opposed to protecting the environment because upsetting 'liberals' gives him a feeling of satisfaction, he has revealed.
EU LEADERS are puzzled about why Britain wrote them a letter in the age of electronic communication.
A WOMAN set a new record today by not hearing anyone say ‘Brexit’ for almost two hours after waking.
SCOTLAND wants independence in a way that is nationalistic rather than patriotic, according to the government.