Should you pick that towel up off the floor, or let it rot for the next three months?


    Take our simple quiz to find out whether the wet towel you used should go back onto to the towel rail, or remain on the floor to become all mouldy.

    Do you like having a mouldy, rotten, stinking towel, like some fucking student?

    A) No

    B) Yes

    Mostly As: You should probably pick up your towel off the floor.

    Mostly Bs: You’re the kind of creature who revels in rubbing a crusty, stinky towel against your body to get you nice and dry after a shower. You love that questionable smell that lingers on your skin and you revel in the convenience of fishing this wretched science experiment right off the floor to use again. It’s just so handy.

    Guillermo del Toro will probably make a film about you.