Arts & Entertainment
X Factor contestants being sold as meat
STRUGGLING music mogul Simon Cowell is hoping to bolster revenue by turning pop hopefuls into food.
Erotic novel about man who is controlling in a really petty way
A WOMEN'S erotica novel about a relationship with a pernickety twat is smashing sales records.
Disney promises 61-year-old Princess Leia in metal bikini
CARRIE Fisher will get back into fetish gear for the next Star Wars film in 2017, Disney has promised.
Why I am rejoining the Empire, by Darth Vader
I am delighted that the Empire is to merge with the Walt Disney Company. The opportunities for true evil are immense.
Derren Brown using fake audience
DERREN Brown was last night accused of using a fake audience for his latest hypno-stunt.
BBC to investigate Pugwash rumours
THE BBC is to launch a £10m probe into claims of sexually suggestive language in its 1970s cartoons.
Going out still not horrible enough for most Britons
A TYPICAL night out in the UK is still not unpleasant enough, according to most British people.