Arts & Entertainment
Newsnight exposed as news molester
NEWSNIGHT has been exposed as a serial abuser of perfectly decent news stories.
Cameron sends Schofield list of people who were intimate with rodents
DAVID Cameron has retaliated in his war with Philip Schofield by sending the TV presenter a list of 'rodent companions' he found on the internet.
Kim Kardashian becomes Archbishop of Kanterbury
REALITY star Kim Kardashian has landed the top job in the modernised Church of England.
MPs open ‘House of Showbiz’
A THIRD house of Parliament dedicated to showbiz and razzle-dazzle has been unveiled.
Pippa Middleton presents Copulate
An exclusive excerpt from Pippa Middleton's new book, a guide to organising flawless sexual intercourse.
X Factor contestants being sold as meat
STRUGGLING music mogul Simon Cowell is hoping to bolster revenue by turning pop hopefuls into food.
Erotic novel about man who is controlling in a really petty way
A WOMEN'S erotica novel about a relationship with a pernickety twat is smashing sales records.