Arts & Entertainment
Couples that watch Jools Holland's Hootenanny doomed to split
ALL couples who watch Jools Holland’s BBC2 New Year show will separate at some point before March, it has emerged.
Kraftwerk go acoustic
ELECTRONIC music pioneers Kraftwerk have become an acoustic act after deciding technology is annoying.
Britain to put more angry old Scotsmen on the radio
RADIO stations are to contact old Scottish men and get them confused and angry, live on air.
Amazon sells out of DVD box sets
TAX-CAUTIOUS online retailer Amazon has been flooded with orders for box sets following the royal pregnancy announcement.
Tolkien fans not arsed whether The Hobbit is loyal to book
AS Peter Jackson's The Hobbit premieres, Tolkien's easygoing fans are definitely not interested in picking holes in it.
Colin Baker to be Doctor Who again
COLIN Baker’s appearance on I’m A Celebrity… has prompted BBC bosses to bring him back as Doctor Who.