Science & Technology

SCIENTISTS have started a fresh excavation at Stonehenge in the hope of confirming, once and for all, the ancient monument's complete and utter pointlessness.

BRITAIN'S werewolves have thrown their weight behind the government's plan to legalise terrifying hybrid embryos.

PHORM, the internet advertising spy, has been told to 'phuck right off' by a majority of web users.

THE tiny human-like bones found on a South Pacific Island may have belonged to small furry creatures known as 'Ewoks', and not Hobbits as previously thought.

SCIENTISTS engaged in cutting edge bio-genetic research will be condemned to the eighth circle of Hell, surrounded for all time by panderers and seducers, the Vatican said last night.

A TEAM of French scientists is claiming a major breakthrough in the development of a useable type of flubber.

BRITISH women are calling for an 'unprecedented national effort' after new scientific evidence suggested the fabled G-spot may be real.

CANDIDATES for sainthood will have to meet more demanding criteria, including regular contact with the Virgin Mary, either via mobile phone or email.

THE Milky Way galaxy could contain thousands of planets with conditions suitable for life and war, according to new research.

ALL luggage checked-in at Heathrow airport is to be thrown onto a giant roulette wheel in a bid to increase its chances of arriving at the correct destination.