Ask Holly: Doing stunts and getting off with fit birds is all very well but I want a new challenge
I’ve had enough playing the role of James Bond. Doing mad stunts and getting off with fit birds is all very well but I am looking for an exciting new challenge where the writing is fresh and not part of a repetitive and stale commercial carousel which should have been shelved years ago. I hear there’s a vacancy at the Queen Vic. Do you think I should go for it?
You should take a leaf out of Harry Styles’ book. Most people just think he is a useless boy band git. But that really respected musician from Snow Patrol who writes real music with pianos in it who no-one has heard of says that Harry has hidden depths so it must be true. Aside from being a musical genius, Harry can beat Garry Kasparov at chess and Stephen Hawking is always on the phone to him begging for advice about Quantum Theory. Just now he is working on a classified project with NASA to send Zayn Malik into space. So we must all take him seriously when his new solo album comes out later this year.
Hope that helps,