Minor achievement rewarded with three-day bender

A MAN has embarked on a three-day drinking bender to reward himself for a relatively small life achievement, it has emerged.

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Woman believes in life after death but not in a ridiculous Christian way

A WOMAN is convinced there is life after death but without the unfashionable Christian elements, she has revealed.

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