Aspirational 80s singer Yazz claims ‘The Only Way Is Up‘. But she is a horrible liar, isn’t she?
Why is it adults are allowed to lie about EVERYTHING, especially when it comes to politics, and yet us kids are supposed to tell the truth and if we don’t then we get in awful trouble? For instance, when I told Mrs Perkins that a gorilla had stolen my PE kit she said I was dishonest and put me on the naughty table, and when I reminded her we live in a post-truth society she went all red and put me in detention. You grown ups need to practice what you preach or I’ll tell my dad, whose name is Hulk Hogan by the way.
Hope that helps,