I might dye my hair brown like proper politicians
My political career is really gathering speed these days, but I’m not sure everyone takes me seriously – just because I’m a beautiful blond doesn’t mean I’m a bimbo. I was thinking I might dye my hair dark brown like all the other proper politicians so that they might stop asking me to make the tea and calling me sugar tits. What do you think?
Your mummy probably sat you down at some point and promised you that looks dont matter because its whats inside that counts. Well, take it from me she is LYING, and following her advice will, at best, result in your rubbish Asda school coat and dodgy haircut getting showered in gob.
Hope that helps,