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Dear Holly, I accidentally saw the news headlines for the first time ever the other day and was horrified to discover that there’s bad shit going on in the world. As a major celebrity, I can’t help but think I could be doing something more to help, like giving free copies of my latest album, ‘Angels and Demons’ to the Syrian people or something. What do you suggest? Peter Andre East Grinstead

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OVERWORKED Britons are proving a rich hunting ground for vengeful spirit Freddy Krueger.

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