It’s like Charles Manson for Generation Y times a million percent
I accidentally saw the news headlines for the first time ever the other day and was horrified to discover that there’s bad shit going on in the world. As a major celebrity, I can’t help but think I could be doing something more to help, like giving free copies of my latest album, ‘Angels and Demons’ to the Syrian people or something. What do you suggest?
Don’t worry, Harry Styles has it all under control. Just one flutter of his pretty little eyelashes and an angry, baying army of pre-pubescent girls is willing to wreak pain and suffering on anyone who gets in the way. It’s like Charles Manson for Generation Y times a million percent. Up until now, us Directioners have focused mostly on soft targets like Taylor Swift and Cara Delevigne, but there’s no reason why this powerful force can’t be more strategically deployed as a kind of terrifying hormonal fighting machine to back up boots on the ground in any of the problem regions of the world. Bashir al-Assad and Kim Jong-un will wish they’d never been born when we’re getting all up in their dictatorial faces on Twitter.
Hope that helps!