Miley Cyrus’s tongue growing uncontrollably

MILEY Cyrus’s tongue will soon be three times longer than her body, experts have warned.

The child-star-turned-pop-tart’s tongue began to extend because of overuse as she believes sticking it out is sexy, but it is now growing by more than six inches per day.

A source close to the star said: “She’ll soon have to start wrapping it around her head like a turban.

“I’ve tried telling her that’s not very sexy but she just uses the tongue to strangle me while lifting me three feet off the ground.

“She then throws me into the corner of the room while the tongue grabs a live badger from the tank and drops it into her gaping maw.”

Celebrity zoologist Martin Bishop said: “There’s no reason to be surprised by this hideous transformation. Her father Billy Ray caught and ate dozens of redneck women using his prehensile ponytail.”