Your problems solved, with Holly Harper

Dear Holly,I’m in the midst of a terrible predicament. It seems that my father thought it would be a good idea to buy my mother a vibrator for Christmas. I have nothing against this: what they do behind closed doors is up to them. But I was nearly sick in my mouth when my mother requested that I show her how to work her new ‘toy’. The worst thing is, she’s such a daft old bag I think she’s under the impression it’s a food processor attachment. Should I save myself the embarrassment and just let her use it for her award-winning soufflés?AnniePenzance

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David Cronenberg steps down from Eastenders

THE BBC last night said it had no regrets after placing veteran film-maker David Cronenberg in charge of Eastenders over the festive period.

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