Dear Holly,My best friend confronted me last night and told me that since I started going out with my girlfriend I’ve totally changed. It’s true that my new squeeze has encouraged a few positive alterations, for example, I’ve radically overhauled my wardrobe, updated my hairstyle, stopped farting and swearing, stopped socialising with my friends, got rid of my beloved car, had my dog put down, invested in some rhinoplasty, become a vegan and changed my name by deed poll. But other than that I think my friend is exaggerating a little. Do you think he’s just jealous of our relationship?LionelClapham

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