ARE special and eccentric or just an annoying idiot? Take our test to find out.
1. Your partner asks you where the money from their wallet has gone. How do you reply?
A) I took it.
B) A magic hippo called Clive took it.
2. You see a large puddle on the pavement. Do you:
A) Step around it, feeling vaguely annoyed by the shit weather.
B) Shout ‘splashy play!!’ and jump into it with both feet, soaking everyone around you.
3. A programme about zoo animals being treated by a vet is on television. Do you:
A) Change the channel to something with tits in it.
B) Cry for three hours then buy a Capuchin monkey off the internet.
4. Do you think fairies are:
Mostly As – You are a standard issue bastard.
Mostly Bs – You are a selfish bastard hiding massive character flaws behind a contrived web of magic and whimsy. If you think fairies are real, what about imps? Go on, what about imps?