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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) Did you know, your star sign is also a variety of potato! So if you wouldn’t mind checking. Because you look a bit. Yeah. Yeah, thought so. You don’t need a horoscope. Because you’re a potato. 

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Woman ditches ‘summer body’ in favour of things that are not bollocks

A WOMAN has given up her bid to look good on a one-week holiday in favour of a summer full of drink and bacon, it has emerged.

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