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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Aquarius (20 JAN-19 FEB)Your interest in appearing on University Challenge quickly wanes when you realise it’s not about asking tosspot students to step outside.

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Madonna becomes new face of Tena Lady

AFTER a near perfect performance at the Super Bowl on Sunday, Madonna has been unveiled as the new brand ambassador for feminine leakage pads.

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