Argies looking for more bargie etc... etc... etc...

Foreign sounding president of tinpot dago cow field wants to cover brave Falklands in  – what shall we say? – grease?


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Teenagers believed again

Joseph Rowntree Foundation asked children aged between 13 and 16 why they get riotously pissed and did not blink an eye when they all blamed their parents.