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No evidence in Afghan massacre apart from 16 dead people and a nutter
Your problems solved, with Holly Harper
Dear Holly,My wife used to be an alright bit of totty, but recently she’s let her standards slip. Just because she’s got to get the kids ready, do the washing, ironing, cooking, cleaning, shopping, dusting and a spot of gardening, plus satisfy me sexually, doesn’t mean she shouldn’t get her face and hair in some sort of order. I was thinking of humiliating her into action by getting her a makeover on This Morning, what do you think?GordonWinchester
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