Scrap Metal thieves target Island of Sodor

Thefts include Thomas the Tank Engine’s face, two pistons from Gordon and a footplate from the red one that looks like Larry Grayson.



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Headmasters illegally excluding students who never turn up

Children who refuse to attend school for a year often return to find that every record of them has been lost and that no-one remembers who they are.