Shard trespassers get most depressing view in Britain

Pointless climbers get wonderful view of how terrible it all is while Olympic security concerns are raised by people who can’t tell difference between terrorism and titting about on a ladder.



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Bullingdon Club trashes Pizza Express


Raucous members of elitist dining club smash up accessible high street Italian in bid to modernise.

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