A COUPLE who only drink on Fridays and Saturdays get absolutely f**king wrecked every Friday and Saturday, friends have confirmed.
Ryan and Josie Whittaker piously announced on social media that they had fallen into bad habits during lockdown and needed to clean up their act.
Friend Hannah Tomlinson said: “So it was a surprise when I arrived at theirs at 6pm last night for an ‘early garden supper’ and they were both already three cans in.
“Within the hour Josie had switched to gin, Ryan was so drunk he got himself entangled in the gazebo, and they’d both told me that if I needed a piss it was fine to use the pond.
“I said ‘I thought you were cutting down?’ and she said ‘Yeah, so when it gets to the weekend we really go for it’, then asked me if I had any coke numbers. At this point the sun was still up.”
Josie Whittaker said: “I don’t remember when Hannah left. I blacked out until lunchtime on Saturday in our local park where Ryan was being arrested for picking a fight with a duck.”