CONCEITED rocker Bono has announced plans for a free gift of a turd among your socks.
He said: Im giving something back to the fans.
“Not even just to the fans, also to people who either actively dislike or couldnt care less about U2 and will be utterly bemused by the steaming Irish log that has appeared in their bedroom drawer.
The Apple thing could have gone better, but I realised its because people want something real and physical in this digital age.
Thats why youre getting a part of my soul – the brown part.
Whether you like it or not.”
Householder Mary Fisher caught Bono defecating in her bedroom: I punched him in the ear and his stupid shades came off.
I realised he’s actually got a glass eye.