THE idea of Hannah Fry being a good girl gone bad has pushed the sexual urges of middle-aged men to breaking point.
The maths professor’s transition from Faithful to Traitor in last night’s episode of The Celebrity Traitors has reduced 6 Music listeners to quivering, horny wrecks who may have to hump out their frustrations on their furniture.
Martin Bishop, 48, said: “I already thought she was the full package. The brains. The beauty. The charm. A hidden dark side is the last thing my comprehensive fantasies needed.
“She’s sexy enough when she’s a nerd who does hard sums. And I never thought watching someone try to banish Joe Lycett or Bella Ramsey from a Scottish castle would turn me on, but here we are.
“Last night she was breathlessly running through a field and smashing some front doors in with a big battering ram. I can only assume the producers knew exactly what they were doing with that sort of imagery.
“God help me if she ditches her colourful jumpers and starts dressing like Sandy at the end of Grease. I think I’d wank myself to death.”
Hannah Fry said: “I am only unfaithful in the context of the show. Please stop cheating on your wives with me.”
