DANCE act Daft Punk have removed their robot helmets at a DJ gig to reveal they are Elvis and Buddy Holly.
Holly survived his supposedly fatal 1959 plane crash by using Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper as airbags.
He then spent more than 30 years working as a sous chef in Minnesota before travelling to Paris and getting into taking Es.
Elvis, who faked his own death in 1977 by slipping around the U-bend and escaping via the sewers, was already in Paris running a tabac with flatmate Jim Morrison when he bumped into Holly in a pissoir.
The duo created robot alter egos so that young fans would not discover they are almost as old as Pete Tong.
Fan Tom Booker said: I wondered why I was treating a new Daft Punk single that sounds like a moderately catchy disco B-side from 1981 like it was the biggest thing to happen in music this century.
“Subconsciously I must have known.