A THEATRE company has shocked the Edinburgh Fringe by having a swear word in the title of its new show.
Producers and stunned theatre goers are claiming the play Kick the Cat in the Bollocks could change everything about performance art.
Director, Tom Logan, said: “We are expecting a large crowd of animal rights activists and Christians to be picketing the premier. This is the price you pay for challenging convention.”
Theatre goer, Emma Bradford, said: “Goodness me, that play has a swear word in its title. How in the blazes was that allowed to happen? It’s quite a turn-up.”
A Festival spokeswoman added: “Actually, this year there are few others with swear words in the title.
“There’s Shit on Me Tony, Like You Shat on the World , there’s I Am Jacob Rees-Fuck – Hear Me Squelch and there’s my own show, Ouija Board Christ Bastard.
“They’re all about Brexit in one way or another.”