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Furious entertainment industry promises year from hell

THE entertainment industry has responded to last week’s internet blackout by vowing to make 2012 a new low in the history of entertainment.

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OK, we'll get jobs, say poor people

BRITAIN’S poor people have finally conceded defeat and vowed to find work first thing this morning.

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