MICKEY Mouse has delivered a stark warning to terrorists, following the arrest of a gunman at the Magic Kingdom.
The anthropomorphic rodent made the statement from behind his Presidential podium, flanked by two Imperial Stormtroopers.
He said: “Be under no illusion, any invasion of any realm of my empire will be met with a kick up the arse so hard it would wake Osama Bin Laden from his CIA cloning chamber.
“We are Disney, we are legion. Do not underestimate our power, and do not think for one moment that a cryogenically frozen Uncle Walt is the only thing that we have hidden under the Pirate Ship.”
Mickey then lit the fuse on a comically large cannon, launching the arrested gunman high into the air over the Dream Castle to the delight of thousands of children.