AN upcoming Bushtucker trial will force Nigel Farage to endure confinement in a free-movement agreement between 27 Eurozone countries.
The task, planned to confront Farage with his greatest fears, will see the former UKIP leader fighting through swarms of happy Europeans as they promiscuously travel across one another’s borders without so much as a passport check.
A spokesperson for I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! said: “The Schengen Area is Farage’s kangaroo anus. He’ll be vomiting uncontrollably in seconds.
“His face will grimace and twitch in disgust as he watches mobs of EU citizens crossing between countries as if it was normal. And just wait until we dump a bucket of asylum-seeking migrants right on his head. Then you’ll see him squirm.
“Ant and Dec will be at the side, pointing out the free movement of people, goods and money that horrifies him, saying ‘And they’re all using the same currency Nigel’ while he heaves. They’ll even offer him a 90-day Schengen visa, knowing he’d rather die than accept it.
“All the stars will be placed in locations he abhors, like under a burgundy passport or in Brussels. Hope his campmates don’t mind beans and rice for dinner because, like in every by-election he contested, Nigel’s bringing home f**k all.”