ONE Direction should be taken seriously because they are very rich, it has been claimed.
It has been decided that the manufactured boy band are culturally important artists because female children have bought all their products.
A new documentary film, made by adults who have made other proper films, will explain how they came from modest roots to have a lot of money.
It will be accompanied by magazine covers featuring the various members of One Direction looking shadowy and determined.
In the magazine articles the amount of money they are making will be mentioned repeatedly, because that is important to you.
Tom Booker, success analyst at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: “When you look at all the money they’ve made, you have to admit they’re a phenomenon.
“You can’t think that a group of young men who are that rich are simply randy little sods who jump about a bit, that’s not permissible.
“Music, like everything else these days, must be judged purely in financial terms.
“One Direction are selling more music than anyone else, therefore their music is the best music.”