Play ruined after cast repeatedly breaks into song for no reason

A PLAY has been ruined after the cast repeatedly broke into song, it has emerged.

Audience members where left baffled shortly into the performance after the cast members stopped talking to each other like normal human beings and began singing openly to those watching the show.

Theatregoer Tom Booker said: “One minute they were just acting and talking to each other and telling a really interesting story about an Austrian family resisting the Nazis just before the war.

“Then they just started singing to us like that was a totally normal thing to do. It just undermined the authenticity of it for me.

“I should ask for my money back. Or sing for my money back while dancing around like a fucking idiot and see how normal they think it is.”

Fellow audience member Emma Bradford said: “That was some weird, avant-garde shit.”