Single member of AC/DC mysteriously untouched by age

A LONE member of Australian rockers AC/DC has been mysteriously untouched by the ravages of time. 

Fans are increasingly suspicious that lead guitarist Angus Young, aged 13, may owe his youth to some kind of diabolical bargain.

Lifelong AC/DC devotee Norman Steele said: “The rest of the band have succumbed to the rigours of old age and rock’n’roll. 

“But somehow Angus hasn’t aged a single day in 43 years, retaining his unlined schoolboy’s face, innocent golden curls and tendency to scrump apples from old Mr Melcher’s garden.

“What is his secret? Has he cursed his bandmates?

“Or is he leeching youth from the audience even as he fools them into thinking they still look decent in black leather jackets and tour T-shirts?”

Angus said: “Yeah, I made a deal with the devil, obviously. I’ve written like thirty songs about it.”