Six Edinburgh Fringe performances that will make you give up on the arts forever

YOU like to think of yourself as a patron of the arts, because why else would you spend the best part of a grand on three nights in Scotland? Here are the shows you will most bitterly regret booking.

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Man claiming to be nice guy in dating profile feels no pressure to back that up

A MAN who has explicitly stated that he is a ‘nice guy’ on his dating profile does not feel the need to follow up this claim by being pleasant in real life.

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