50p tax rate successfully rids Britain of unwanted millionaires

THE 50p tax rate has been hailed as a success after thousands of ghastly millionaires fled Britain like it was on fire.

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Rival nans prepare for Christmas face-off

ELDERLY women across Britain are preparing to assert ‘alpha nan’ status over the family’s other grandmother.

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